Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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