lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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