Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Life is so much better after having sex.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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