Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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