Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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