I only kidnapped one of them. chill
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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