11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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