Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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