my vag is so smooth its legendary
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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