Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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