I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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