Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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