Its about making memories worth repressing
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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