Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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