RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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