after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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