My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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