distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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