how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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