That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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