shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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