she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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