Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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