Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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