ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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