no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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