I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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