My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
They took my balls.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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