Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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