is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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