Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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