You're completely useless in the revolution.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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