Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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