im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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