I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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