So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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