If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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