We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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