I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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