i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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