Yo dont text me then not text me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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