Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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