I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
