My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
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go home
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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