i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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