I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
areolas are like halos for boobs.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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