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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there

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  You know how to spell recollection?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.

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  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

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• (408): View more from California

  I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.

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• (916): View more from California

  you want your laptop back?

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  are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?

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  both.

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  come over.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him

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  possibly by boat

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  They took my balls.

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend

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• (650): View more from California

  I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?

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  I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.

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