We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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