My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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