I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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