Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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