But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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