she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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