hell yes lets make some ravioli
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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