i just google imaged poop.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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