Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Come see our sink grown plant.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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