Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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